1. Look good.
2. Don't die.
3. If you have to die, look good while dying.
4. Be nice to the lady folk.
5. Don't suck.
6. Do what you want.
7. Get chicks (but not our chicks).
8. No stupid questions.
9. The safety word is "Lumberjack."
10. Call your damn hits.
11. Don't be stupid.
12. Don't touch another man's food.
13. GOWI.
14. Don't fuck with the cooks.
15. No sisters.
16. Deny everything.
17. Mors ante infamiam.
18. Don't break the system!
19. Illegal is most of the time good.
20. It's better in a bottle.
21. Everything's better in a keg.
22. Never leave your swim buddy.
23. I told you so.
24. Nut up or shut up.
25. Too soon? Too real?
26. Never say sorry.
27. Always be specific when you lie.
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30. Accept challenges.
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42. Cheat to win.
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66. Some things are just homo.
67. I don't give a fuck.
68. Get the fuck off of my ship!
69. No teeth.
70. Get the fuck out of my pool.
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107. I'm better than you.
